Me: WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY oh there it is
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lardypoison:

why r fire extinguishers in glass cases that u have to smash?? its like u know what this fire needs?? more danger

posted 11 hours ago with 65,663 notes
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aidn:

@my friends who can see emojis: 😘

as for my friends who can’t, enjoy this Square Of Friendship

posted 11 hours ago with 20,401 notes
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kylvit:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

isthisusernametakenyet:

I support Farming.

In fact, you could call me

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WOW

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starksfell:

i have this problem where i isolate myself from civilization and then get upset because i feel lonely

posted 11 hours ago with 206,367 notes
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(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

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mynameistrolly:

diggly:

IS THAT DOG TEACHING A HUMAN PUPPY TO CRAWL

human puppy

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)

posted 11 hours ago with 412,271 notes
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(Source: releasethedoves)

posted 11 hours ago with 79,685 notes
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russianmadness:

thefaceofbro:

jagged1:

discopeanut:

bansand:

nice gender did your mom pick it out for you

No, my dad did.

I literally scrolled past this and then scrolled back up real quick to reblog because I finally understood the joke. 

(Source: basnad)

posted 11 hours ago with 422,261 notes
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penguinarecute:

*flap flap* “Am I flying yet?”

posted 11 hours ago with 184 notes
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